Jokes Old and New

Lots of fun, clean jokes suitable for teens and adults. What do you get from a clever oyster? Pearls of wisdom. Why did the drowning Pharaoh refuse to ask for help? He was in de Nile. I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was,in his uniform. Right away I knew he was a keeper. Don't have an argument with Pi. He's irrational. What is a physicist's favourite food? Fission chips. This version of the book is written in UK / Australian English.