
Would You Ever Kiss a Cockroach?
Many Seasons Press
Published on 15. March 2026
Book
Paperback/Softback
48 pages
978-1-956203-81-3 (ISBN)
Description
Prepare for the silliest question of the year: Would You Ever Kiss a Cockroach?
This laugh-out-loud children's picture book invites young readers into a wildly imaginative, gross-but-giggle-worthy adventure packed with outrageous "what-if" questions. Would you kiss a moldy pumpkin covered in crawling ants if it gave you super-duper strength? What about a gas-tastic space alien that could zap you to any planet in the galaxy?
Join Louie and his mischievous brother, Stinky the Roach, as they take kids on a silly, interactive journey filled with burping frogs, fishy mermaids, a dragon on a toilet, and fantastical superpowers earned through the most ridiculous dares imaginable. Perfect for fans of absurd humor and playful gross-out fun, this funny read-aloud book sparks creativity, laughter, and big imagination.
Designed for children ages 4-8, this interactive "would you rather" style story encourages creative thinking, confidence, and family bonding through shared laughter. Ideal for classroom read-alouds, bedtime giggles, and reluctant readers who love silly surprises, this humorous adventure reminds kids that their greatest superpower is their imagination.
So... would you ever kiss a cockroach?
Open the book and find out!
More details
Language
English
Dimensions
Height: 216 mm
Width: 216 mm
Thickness: 4 mm
Weight
160 gr
ISBN-13
978-1-956203-81-3 (9781956203813)
Schweitzer Classification
Persons
THE AUTHOR - John Janezic, a passionate educator for over 28 years, is excited to introduce his third children's book! His earlier works, Because Cockroaches Rule and 100% Loved, showcase his love for igniting and fostering imagination in young readers. When he's not writing, John is an award-winning actor from Arizona who delights children as an interactive storyteller, combining costumes, magic, and puppets. John is a multi-talented performer with over 37 years in theater, film, TV, and professional wrestling. He is also a stand-up comedian, focusing on clean comedy. John lives in Mesa, Arizona, with his wife Jennifer, their four cats, a Degu, and a ball python. For unique, high-energy author presentation inquiries, visit www.johnjanezic.com