About Da Booty (And Other Observations)

". and my embarrassment was indeed a sight to see when the obvious occurred to me: that I could presume, in twenty lines, to distill the Beauty of God's most Phenomenal Behind ." ". so should you see me doing research on the street, please walk slowly by and let your bottom speak, perhaps I may divine that elusive definitive rhyme, in the vibration of your Magnificient Behind ." ". Eyes! Eyes that took me, suddenly! Unprepared! Beyond the Auction Block. Serene eyes, sacred and hypnotic as the flames that burn yonder at the Witch Doctor's hut ." ". but she walked on by, and of course I turned to watch her go ."