Eddie, What in the Hell!

Folks, this is a True Story, Love Story like no others. It is a Diary I have been keeping on a friend of mine that dates back to June 20, 1925, that's when I met him. Even then I knew he was unlike the other boys that we played with. Good looking, nicely built, good personality, a Sweet Person with it and a smart dresser. Smart in his profession and a handyman but in his private life he was a complete disaster. He was a perfectionist. He wanted everything to be just so - so even in death. Although he tried, it didn't turn out that way. It started early. His sister hated him and on several occasions tried to kill him. He hated her too. Although he didn't try to kill her he did try to hurt her. All through his life most of his troubles were self-inflicted. He married a Girl he didn't love to spite the one he did love. As you read this you will meet his Girlfriends such as, Miss Young Thing, Miss New Thing, Miss 45, Miss 20, Miss 58, Miss 60, Miss 75 and Miss 48 among others. Miss 48 is the reason he got implants put in his Private Parts. As she says, "Get 'them' pins and the fun begins." She is also the reason he almost committed suicide on a number of occasions. He also had a Daughter that he loved but he hated her too. His mother once said, "My children are going to put me in an early grave," and they did, she was only 93. In the 83 years of his life everything happened to him. At the time I met him we lived in town. WE were neighbors for twenty years then I moved to a Farm. In his later years he came to see me sometimes on a daily basis. Nearly everytime he came he brought me a story. All this was serious business to him. Some of the things he told me I could not believe yet it was happening right before my eyes. I helped him all I could. I was with him until the end. The setting of this story is a small town in East Tennessee. I have changed the names of the People so as not to cause anyone any problems. Nearly everyone is dead anyway. Folks, I must warn you this is a True Love Story. It is kinda Spicy and to some it could be a little offensive. Hope you enjoy it.