
Death Do Us Part
Miranda Grant(Author)
Writing Evolution (Publisher)
Published on 9. February 2025
Book
Paperback/Softback
430 pages
978-1-914464-45-4 (ISBN)
Description
HONEY, DOES THIS TASTE LIKE POISON TO YOU?
While sitting on death row, I'm given two choices:
1. Be horribly tortured in a way that ends with my intestines being pulled out of my anus. Or 2. Marry the tyrant fairy king. He might eat babies and bathe in their blood, but he's dark-haired, with violet eyes, and oh gods, he's pierced.
Deciding I can fix him and his entire backwards kingdom, I willingly say, "I do."
But the thing about fairies is, they're sticklers when it comes to wording. So when I realise I only got out of being tortured and not out of the entire execution, what choice do I have other than to kill him first?
But how do you kill someone who's bigger than you? More dangerous than you? More knowledgable in the art of death? The only time his guard seems down is when he's *eating*, but it's not like I can just poison *that*...
Can I?
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Language
English
Product notice
Paperback (trade)
Unsewn / adhesive bound
Dimensions
Height: 203 mm
Width: 133 mm
Thickness: 26 mm
Weight
539 gr
ISBN-13
978-1-914464-45-4 (9781914464454)
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Miranda Grant is not a serial killer.As an author of fantasy and paranormal romance, she just needs to know some things, like how many dead babies can fit in a bathtub (34, 52.5 if blended), what human meat tastes like (dry pork), and how to get away with murder (it's really hard to tell the difference between a drowning accident and a drowning murder, just saying).This non-serial killer lady lives with her partner, who often drags her outside, claiming 'sunlight is necessary' and 'social interactions are a good thing'. Given her questionable search history, she goes along with it, thinking it'll be better to have less 'aloof serial killer vibes' should the police ever knock on her door...