My Favorite Fangs

The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Sucking in this inventive remix of "The Sound of Music", in which Maria von Trapp is a vampire and the streets of Europe are patrolled by Nazi Undeath Squads. Maria von Trapp is sweet, innocent, and can sing like an angel. Oh, and she's also a bloodthirsty vampire. When Maria is kicked out of the Abbey where she's been residing for the past thousand or so years, she lands a job caretaking the family von Trapp, a rowdy clan in need of some serious discipline...or vampirification. After Maria turns the von Trapp children into children of the night and marries the von Trapp patriarch, the family seems destined for eternal (really, really eternal) bliss. But Hitler's Undeath Squads are on the march, intent on ridding Europe of bloodsuckers. And Maria will have to do everything in her power - supernatural or otherwise - to save her vampire brood.