Cold Comfort

Welcome to Loon Lake! At this all-inclusive, tech-free retreat, you'll spend a month away from the world. There are no paparazzi, no reporters, and no distractions here. Come to get away from it all in your own private cabin on the edge of this private Michigan lake, tucked away in the woods.

Upon arrival, all residents will be assigned new names for the month. Our strict nondisclosure agreements mean that nothing you say, do, or see here will ever become public. Take this time to relax away from the spotlight and the stresses of everyday life. Mingle with other residents or keep to yourself as you enjoy first-class meals catered exactly to your tastes. This is your time.

Loon Lake screens all residents. Retreats may not be used for illegal purposes. Residents who violate the nondisclosure agreement will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

We hope you enjoy your stay!