Smarties Wizard Jokes

Kids loved the fun of the Smarties Joke Book and the magic of the Smarties Book of Wizardry - so with sparky spells and much laughter we've succeeded in crossing these two bestselling Smarties books to create an entirely new and fizzing collection of Wizard Jokes. What does a Wizard get if he crosses a pound coin with a drainage channel? Quidditch. What do you call a witch who goes to the beach but is scared of the sea? A chicken sand-witch. What's the difference between a wizard and the letters K,E,S,A,M? One makes spells, the other spells 'makes'. What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch woman.