
Brave New Weird, Volume Three
Tenebrous Press
Published on 24. June 2025
Book
Paperback/Softback
242 pages
978-1-959790-37-2 (ISBN)
Description
The Most Important Meal of the Day...is Weird.
Why so glum, friend? Are you feeling fatigued? Logy? Knackered?
Do you require sustenance? A boost of energy to reinvigorate your existence?
We have good news for you, then:
The Bravest, the Newest, the Weirdest...now in edible form!
Delivered directly to your body-meat, rich in nutrients and portion-sized!
Consumption of BRAVE NEW WEIRD is not for the meek of constitution. Possible side effects include vertigo; mild bruising; bone disruption; blushing of the internal organs; raging vapors; flustered nethers syndrome; tooth-in-eye disease; primordial ideation; intermittent gliding; manic progressive rock woodwind soloing; homicidal thoughts (common); deicidal thoughts (commoner); systemic disruption of, and erroneous erections in relation to, baked goods; inclement leftism; disgovernalia; Pavlov's reflux; psychotronic obsession; anal leakage; recurring heel turns; erotic heresy; obsequiousness; Malodor, malphesance, Mallory; mountain mania; Pustulia Angelus; big ol' insect legs.
Do not consume in direct sunlight.
Or moonlight.
Any light, really.
And, as with all Tenebrous Brand Consumables(TM):
Step bravely.
Do not panic.
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Language
English
Product notice
Paperback (trade)
Unsewn / adhesive bound
Dimensions
Height: 216 mm
Width: 140 mm
Thickness: 14 mm
Weight
347 gr
ISBN-13
978-1-959790-37-2 (9781959790372)
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Alex Woodroe is a Romanian writer of dark speculative fiction and Shirley Jackson Award-nominated editor-in-chief of Tenebrous Press. She's the author of Whisperwood, The Night Ship, and Tatratea, and has several short stories and articles published in venues such as Nightmare Magazine and the Nosleep podcast. Alex lives in the heart of the Transylvanian region of Romania.
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