How to Make Love to a Woman

Calling all men! Picture the scene: you are in a bar meeting a lady. Upon entering the bar and spotting the female, it is immediately apparent that she is unsatisfactory. You need to find a way out of this mess - fast. This is just one of the many perilous situations that a virile male could face in the dangerous sport that is 'dating'. This, and actually getting a girl to go out with them in the first place. In "How to Make Love to a Woman", Matt Berry fearlessly guides men through the minefield of persuading a woman into bed (and how to get rid of her the next morning), from the initial identification of the prey, to the most acceptable faces to pull when reaching the peak of pleasure. Including useful sections on 'How to Believe Your Own Lies' and 'How to Have Sex on Camera', this is sure to become a classic of the genre and an essential read for any red-blooded male.