Panic in the Pews

Struggling to keep your children on their best behavior in church? Look no further than this hilarious collection of antics that demonstrates how NOT to act! Anyone familiar with Gellett Burgess' manual of manners, Goops and How to Be Them, will recognize the shtick here: rather than a 'don't-do-this, don't-do-that', the churchgoing offenders are portrayed in all their offensive glory! Talented homeschool teen Erin Bartholomew brings out the best of these crazy kids with her illustrations, from Backwards Buford to Potty Prue, while author Lisa Bergman insists her six children never, never behave like these hooligans...well...hardly ever...