The Big Blind

Double glazing salesmen Alan Slater and Les Beale are out on the town, doing
what they always do: getting hammered and losing money. It all kicks off when
Beale trades aggro with some Chinese lads. As always, Alan's on hand to pick up
the pieces. But he's getting sick of it. Beale used to be a good salesman and an
okay friend, but since his wife left him, he's become a bigoted, fat,
falling-apart-at-the- seams, victim of drink, paranoia and his own greed. And to
make matters worse, he's about to lose his job. One thing's for sure, Alan
doesn't want to be dragged down with him. There's enough on Alan's plate keeping
his sales up for his boss and his pecker up for his student girlfriend. But on a
dark, rainy Manchester night, a road accident spells the end of his old life and
the beginning of a brand new world of shite.