The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion
Six Incapacitating Holds Involving a Spatula and Other Ways to Protect Your Family
Will be published approx. on 18. October 2007
Book
Paperback/Softback
192 pages
978-1-59580-025-1 (ISBN)
Description
Answering questions such as could I be dating a terrorist?' and 'where can I purchase bulletproof vests in children's sizes?', this humourous guide contains helpful advice to combat terrorism. A section for teens is included, featuring topics like what to do when invited to join a terrorist attack, especially when all the cool kids are doing it. From getting up at different times each morning to confuse attackers to the final under-the-bed check at night, these hilarious instructions will help readers keep their worst fears at bay.'
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Language
English
Place of publication
Santa Monica
United States
Product notice
Paperback (trade)
Illustrations
24 Illustrations
Dimensions
Height: 213 mm
Width: 141 mm
Thickness: 16 mm
Weight
408 gr
ISBN-13
978-1-59580-025-1 (9781595800251)
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Larry Arnstein Zack Arnstein
Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion
Six Incapacitating Holds Involving a Spatula and Other Ways to Protect Your Family
E-Book
09/2007
1st Edition
Santa Monica Press
€17.79
Available for download
Zack Arnstein | Larry Arnstein
The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion
Six Incapacitating Holds Involving a Spatula and Other Ways to Protect Your Family
E-Book
09/2007
1st Edition
Santa Monica Press
€9.49
Available for download
Persons
Larry Arnstein worked at the CIA as an undercover agent for many years until his cover was blown by Dick Cheney after a shouting match at a pickup basketball game. Currently, he holds the Dennis Rodman Chair of National Securities Studies at Borden State University, where he is a Visiting Professor of Panic.
Zack Arnstein has personally killed over eight terrorists that he found in his own neighborhood. Or at least he thinks they were terrorists. . . . He's pretty damn sure, actually. Yeah, they definitely had to be terrorists. Probably. He is currently completing his doctorate, also at Borden State, in epiosteemiology. This is their third book. While they have a common last name, they are not related, nor do they interact socially.
Zack Arnstein has personally killed over eight terrorists that he found in his own neighborhood. Or at least he thinks they were terrorists. . . . He's pretty damn sure, actually. Yeah, they definitely had to be terrorists. Probably. He is currently completing his doctorate, also at Borden State, in epiosteemiology. This is their third book. While they have a common last name, they are not related, nor do they interact socially.