
Bad Dad Jokes
Because Dads aren't as funny as they think they are
Ian Allen(Artist)
Portico (Publisher)
Published on 4. April 2019
Book
Hardback
224 pages
978-1-911622-25-3 (ISBN)
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Description
What do you call a decomposing whale?
Mouldy Dick.
Which athlete is warmest in the winter?
A long jumper.
Proving that dads are never as funny as they think they are, this ridiculous book of really rubbish Dad jokes has arrived to make the rest of your family's life utter hell. Crammed with 1000 jokes that will make your daft Dad roll all over the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to turn any father into a joke monster of epic proportions, not to mention turn every family occasion into a cringe-fest that no one will enjoy ever again. You have been warned!
With that said and done, it's the perfect present for Father's Day. Because he's worth it.
Mouldy Dick.
Which athlete is warmest in the winter?
A long jumper.
Proving that dads are never as funny as they think they are, this ridiculous book of really rubbish Dad jokes has arrived to make the rest of your family's life utter hell. Crammed with 1000 jokes that will make your daft Dad roll all over the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to turn any father into a joke monster of epic proportions, not to mention turn every family occasion into a cringe-fest that no one will enjoy ever again. You have been warned!
With that said and done, it's the perfect present for Father's Day. Because he's worth it.
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Language
English
Place of publication
United Kingdom
Publishing group
HarperCollins Publishers
Illustrations
20 black and white photographs
Dimensions
Height: 198 mm
Width: 129 mm
Thickness: 23 mm
Weight
334 gr
ISBN-13
978-1-911622-25-3 (9781911622253)
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Book
05/2012
Portico
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Person
Ian Allen recently withdrew from the human race after being lapped for the third time by his children, and is now a professional Dad. He isn't anywhere near as funny as he thinks he is, which is quite tragic because even he doesn't think he's particularly funny. His books of other people's jokes, however, have been known to provoke the odd chuckle. He is the author of The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes, The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes 2, Dad Dancing and Dad Disasters.