Men Are Stupid . . . And They Like Big Boobs

One: Hello, Doctor!
Some people call them doctors. I call them life-savers.

Two: Botox, Baby!*
Miracle in a needle.

Three: Plump It Up: Lips*
Permanent or temporary ways to get smoochable lips.

Four: Filler Up: Wrinkles*
Wrinkle-erasing, collagen, Restylane, Juvéderm, and other fillers you need to know about. Plus: mole removal. On Cindy Crawford, the mole looks good. On you? Not so much.

Five: You're So Smooth: Skin*
Skin resurfacing peels, microdermabrasion, laser zapping, freckle nixing, rosacea fixing, and getting rid of broken capillaries, acne scars, and every blemish under the sun. Plus: the ugly truth about cellulite.

Six: More Where You Want It, Less Where You Don't: Hair
Laser body-hair removal and head-hair transplants.

Seven: About Face Lifts*
Face lifts of every flavor -- full, mini, and feather -- facial implants, and revolumizing fat transfers. Plus: how to get better teeth to go with the uplifted face.

Eight: When You Care Enough to Send Your Very, Very Breast*
Boob jobs, boob jabs, lifts, reductions, and all you ever wanted to know about how to tweak a nipple.

Nine: Bobbing for Noses*
Nose jobs: smaller, bigger, straighter, sharper, narrower. Also, what the hell happened to Michael Jackson?

Ten: Sucks to Be You: Lipo!*
Liposuction: how the fat gets out of your belly, butt, chin, knee, wherever it lurks.

Eleven: Cutting Out the Middle*
Tummy tucks, mommy makeovers, and how to get your pre-preggers body back.

Twelve: Eyes Wide Open*
A wake-up call for drooping eyes and brows. Also, how to get torn lobes and jugheads fixed.

Thirteen: Arm and a Leg*
Body and face of a thirty-year-old, limbs of Mother Teresa? Extreme makeovers, for extremities.

Fourteen: Vaginas and Butts
Vaginal rejuvenation and butt lifts. Also, how to work out your vagina.

Fifteen: Finishing Touches
Now that you're gorgeous, some tips and tricks for staying that way.

Acknowledgments *Asterisks indicate chapters that include procedures I've done personally.
That's a lot of asterisks!