The central unifying idea around which this theory revolves and which is presented herein is that the entire continent of Australia was once a giant cosmic body that struck Earth in the not-too-distant past. This calamitous event began with the total disintegration of one planet in our solar system, which left behind the asteroid belt in its wake. Bear in mind that neither of us are lettered individuals. However, we are both cum laude graduates of the University of Life. Where we may be lacking in formal education, we make up in tenacity and perseverance.